Tuesday, 10 September 2013

One Direction This Is Us

What's the story? 
Oscar-nominated director Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) helms ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US, a 3D concert documentary that shows the 1D guys -- Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, and Louis Tomlinson -- on their first big international concert tour. In between on-stage sets of 1D performing everywhere from Madison Square Garden to Japan, Germany, France, Spain, Scandinavia, and back home at London's O2 Arena, the film chronicles their rise to superstardom -- from their middle-class beginnings to the fateful day producer Simon Cowellput them together on the British talent show The X Factor.


Review: Common Sense Media
As Zayn admits in one scene, yeah, One Direction "is a boy band, but it's a cool boy band." The five guys don't try to deny that they were completely manufactured by the music and marketing genius that is Cowell, but they also stand by their actual vocal talents. They're not just good-looking blokes Cowell saw walking down the street: They were already on a talent show, proving they could actually sing. And the guys, seemingly humbled by their remarkable near-overnight success, also acknowledge that they aren't amazing dancers (like Usher and Justin Bieber) or prolific songwriters (like Harry's ex, Taylor Swift). 

What One Direction is good at is harmonizing and making even the youngest of fans (usually girls) squeal with excitement ... like that other English boy band that started out singing pop ditties. The mates are ridiculously charming, and, despite their tattoos, are clean cut enough to be even a single-digit-aged girl's first celebrity crush. Although the film does explore the guys' home lives, there aren't any huge emotional revelations like in Katy Perry's film. Sure, there's much more to these guys than what's included here (for example, Zayn recently got engaged), but for a starter look at how they went from singing in their showers to selling out stadium arenas, This Is Us is as catchy and surface-cute as the band's songs.

Review: The Guardian

Morgan Spurlock's name and quizzical face are associated with personal, satirical documentaries, most famously his Super Size Me assault on McDonald's. There is nothing comparable in his bland, colourless movie about One Direction, the boy band put together by Simon Cowell after the five had auditioned separately for The X Factor. Cowell himself is the film's producer, and there isn't a single spontaneous moment to be had, as the lads tour the world, pushing their way through crowds of shouting girls to strut their conventional stuff in identical arenas before hysterical audiences that are not just mainly female but exclusively so. Don't they have any gay fans?

There's no sex, drugs, swearing, smoking, or squabbling, just rock'n'roll of an indifferent kind, a little contrived rebelliousness against their good-natured security staff and some staged meetings with their crying mums, grateful dads and proud nans. During an unlikely hike through a Swedish forest, the quintet sit around a campfire like good Boy Scouts, contemplating the future and declaring they'll always be best mates. This is the rock revolution reduced to the level of the Eurovision Song Contest.
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A One Direction concert movie directed by Morgan "Super Size Me" Spurlock? Does he experimentally listen to nothing but One Direction for a year? Well, there's nothing subversive about this film. We get a single, wacky shot of a neuroscientist explaining their effect on fans' brains, and the band's hidden-camera stunts and pranks in public are mostly relegated to the final credits. I suspect a previous, wackier idea for the film was ditched in favour of a slick promotional video about their jaw-dropping global tour, but I also have to admit that this is a rather watchable record of a phenomenon. Strangely, it looks like a modified version of the personal "backstory" segment on The X Factor, showing them in rehearsal, backstage, on stage or at home with the mums and dads, dreaming about fame – only now we have come out the other side: the dream has come true, on an unimaginably vast scale. The boys are cheerful, likable and sane, although perhaps the much-discussed "pressures" will only come to bear once their fortunes wane, or solo albums are discussed. The question of their personal lives – single or attached, gay or straight – is off the agenda because their real relationship is with the fans, and there is no discussion of who might be the breakout personality, like Robbie Williams. There are cameo appearances from Martin Scorsese, Chris Rock and our own Alexis Petridis, although Harry Styles's acquaintance with author and philosopher Alain de Botton is not discussed. That would need to be a separate, nuanced film of its own.



My Review :) :
Ofcourse I'm a big fan of One Direction, so maybe my review isn't a realistic review. When I watched the movie I couldn't stop smiling, from the very beginning to the very end. The most you see is probably from their Take Me Home Tour. Because I didn't got tickets (sad me...) was this an amazing experience. The makers of the movie did use a lot of special effects and little animated things flying around. in the beginning I wasn't sure if I liked it but later in the movie I though that it is an amazing thing they did.


MAYBE IT'S THE WAY SHE WALKED, STRAIGHT INTO MY HEART AND STOLE IT.

Through the doors and past the guards, 
Just like she already own it. 

I said can you give it back to me, 
She said never in your wildest dreams 

And we danced all night to the best song ever, 
We knew every line, now I can't remember 
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her 
Cause we danced all night to the best song ever 

I think it went oh, oh, oh 
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah 
I think it goes.... 

Said her name was Georgia Rose, 
And her daddy was a dentist 
Said I had a dirty mouth (I got a dirty mouth) 
But she kissed me like she meant it 

I said can I take you home with me, 
She said never in your wildest dreams 

And we danced all night to the best song ever 
We knew every line now I can't remember 
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her 
Cause we danced all night to the best song ever 

I think it went oh, oh, oh 
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah 
I think it goes.... 

You know, I know , you know I'll remember you 
And I know, you know , I know you'll remember me 

You know, I know , you know I'll remember you
And I know, you know, I hope you remember how we danced 

1,2,1,2,3 

And we danced all night to the best song ever 
We knew every line now I can't remember 
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her 
Cause we danced all night to the best song ever (We danced, we danced, it goes something like) 

And we danced all night to the best song ever 
We knew every line now I can't remember 
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her 
Cause we danced all night to the best song ever 

I think it went oh, oh, oh 
I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah 
I think it goes.... 

Best song ever, It was the best song ever, it was the best song ever!


It's so amazing, here is the lyrics for the ones who were wondering :)

Monday, 28 January 2013

Sunday, 27 January 2013

AND LET ME KISS YOU NANANANANANANANANA



oh, almost forgot..

I WON'T LET THESE LITTLE THINGS, SLIP OUT OF MY MOUTH

remember, you are all beautiful ♥

Friday, 26 October 2012

HORAN THE WORLD?

curls =D

it's a long time ago that i posted something so HIIIII!

Do you guys know wattpad? i discovered it a few days ago and i LOVE it! Their is a girl, Kat and her story is like AMAZING! i really loved it, it's a harry styles fanfiction and I DARE YOU to read it!

http://www.wattpad.com/story/1478252-stealing-every-piece-of-your-heart-harry-styles

yes, sorry girls but I have to write about it, The Janoskians, their pretty amazing, funny, hot and just... like... weird, Really weird.


 So... let's count, I wanna marry...... 10 boys?.... THAT ISN'T WEIRD...

Never heard about The Janoskians? go watch:  http://www.youtube.com/user/janoskians my personal favourites is 'the ellen dance dare' or 'awkward elevator sitiuations' hehe =D


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

DID              YOU              GUYS                 SAW                   THIS!

amazayn right?

Here is the music video again, he wouldn't upload the last time =( but here it is =D

uhm take me home.... almost! *fangirling*

I forgot what I wanted to say so this is a bit of crap, sorry.....But  read her story! : http://www.wattpad.com/story/1478252-stealing-every-piece-of-your-heart-harry-styles
maybe you can write your own story...

ENJOY
xx


Thursday, 20 September 2012

Live While We're Young

I feel a bit torn up inside about this. On one hand, I feel bad watching One Direction's leaked Live While We're Young video before it officially airs, on the other hand OH DEAR LORD THEY LOOK HOT AND THE SONG'S AWESOME.

I got topless moments and wet t-shirts with Zayn Malik's floppy hair;

one direction live while we're young video niall horan topless

An actual, proper dance routine;

one direction live while we're young video

And some cheesy tent action, a la Brady Bunch.

one direction live while we're young video

If you're a bad person on the inside like I am, check out the video below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbPED9bisSc&feature=g-all-a

IT'S SO AWESOME!

Liam has 2 kidneys!

If the fact that One Direction's Liam Payne once died and came back to life hadn't already made us wonder if he's secretly some sort of (really hot) alien, he's now gone and confirmed our suspicions even further by revealing that his faulty kidneys have magically repaired themselves.

Liam Payne now has 2 kidneys

Born prematurely, Liam has had medical problems since he was a child and with only one working kidney has had to be careful about not drinking or partying too hard.

But it sounds like he won't have to get the lads to wrap him up in cotton wool before he goes out anymore as apparently the errant kidney has only gone and healed itself.

Tweeting his followers to share the good news, Liam said: "Just been for an ultrasound on my kidney turns out its fixed from when I was a baby!!! :o so now I have two :) #weirdnewsoftheday." [sic]

Well, that just shows what taking care of yourself does, hey Liam? Well, that or what those daily massages from the magical hands of Zayn can do, anyway.

Being his usual sensitive self, Niall was straight in there with some philosophical words of thanks for Liam's kidneys' ability to heal themselves.

Liam Payne announces that his second kidney has healed from birth defect

Being his usual sensitive "@Real_Liam_Payne well if ur kidneys workin now...comin for a pint? ahhaha i joke," he tweeted. Niall was straight in there with some philosophical words of thanks for Liam's kidneys' ability to heal themselves.

Yeah sure you do Nialler.

Now that he's fighting fit, we can't help wondering if this is going to turn Liam into some sort of raging bad ass or whether he will stay true to his Daddy Directioner ways - what do you think?

Saturday, 8 September 2012

OMG.. the Closing Ceremony :O it was.. just... perfect!

Yesterday 1D performed 'What Makes You Beautiful' at the Closing Ceremony from the Olympics. I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE. OMG IT WAS SO PERFECT JSAKHLSD;AHGLJSKDJHS;LKJHF

So I was watching the Closing Ceremony without realize that One Direction was going to peforming and then BOOM my Tv almost exploded from too much hotness. i called my friend and we were like:  OMG ZAYN'S HAIR, HARRYY AAAHH, NIALL HE POINTS AT ME AAAHHH FANGIRLING, LIAM YOUR KIDNEY WOOHOO (Read my next post) LOUIS DO YOUR MOVE!
   
 but no, Louis where normal.



VIDEO!:


ANOTHER VIDEO!:









Saturday, 28 July 2012

Best Remix Ever


Thank you Louis, I love you.


ONE DIRECTION: PRIVATE HELICOPTER TO THE SPA PURLEEEASE!

One Direction have been working their little (probably now silky) socks off on the new album this week, so it’s no surprise they’re in need of a chillax.

What WOULD be a surprise though, is if you were about to get married in some fancy hotel, and all of a sudden Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik bowled out of a big private helicopter due to a Jacuzzi emergency.

That TOTALLY happened!



According to reports from mystery 1D spies that spend time in posh spas, earlier this week the lads landed their private helicopter on the lawns of Danesfield House in Berkshire (NICE place), all desperate to use the hotel’s Jacuzzi.

“The boys’ management called up and demanded the spa be opened up especially for them.



“When they arrived they were chatting to everyone and even met a bridal party who were getting married and cheekily invited them to join them in the Jacuzzi!”

We wouldn’t need to be asked into THAT Jacuzzi twice! Would you?!

VOTE EVERYONE VOTE!

http://popdust.com/2012/07/23/2012-pop-olympics-great-britain-adele-cher-lloyd-one-direction-the-wanted/

HARRY STYLES 'TURNS DOWN' REALITY TV STAR SOPHIE ANDERTON

Harry Styles might be single, but that doesn't mean he's ready to mingle with any old girl, even if they do have some cougar type potential - as reality telly star Sophie Anderton apparently found out when she bumped into the One Direction bandmember in a London club earlier this week.


One Direction's Harry Styles 'turns down' Celebrity Love Island and I'm a Celeb star Sophie Anderton


Relaxing after winning a round of golf against his JLS, Olly Murs and his 1D bandmates, Hazza's charming aura apparently attracted the attentions of 35-year old Sophie, who was also partying at posh club Jalouse.


“As soon as Harry arrived she clocked him and headed in his direction," a source told The Sun.


“He said, ‘Hi’ but he was being polite to everyone. It looked like he didn’t know who she was.


Probably not surprising bearing in mind he was only TEN YEARS OLD the year Sophie attained the dizzy heights of 5th place on the I'm A Celeb..Get Me Out Of Here podium.


“Wherever he moved, she followed. If he went to one end of the club, she went after him. She eventually got the hint and settled down on a nearby table. It was uncomfortable to watch," the source added.


One Direction's Harry Styles 'turns down' Celebrity Love Island and I'm a Celeb star Sophie Anderton


But despite the rumours, Sophie's people have since said that actually she had no idea who he was either, so perhaps she was just drawn in by the dazzling power of his bouffant locks.


Hmm, well if that's the way it is then we can't help wondering where on earth has she been living for the last 2 years. Even the tree-frogs in the Amazon have miniature posters of Hazza on their jungle bedroom walls, or so we've heard anyway.

LITTLE MIX HEARD NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG AND SAY "IT'S BRILLIANT"

Little Mix revealed they’ve heard some of the new songs from One Direction’s new studio album!

Talking to Capital FM, Jade Thirlwall said: "We heard a cheeky little song, but we're not allowed to say anything. It's brilliant. The fans will love it."

Ooooh you cheeky teasers!

One Direction

The girls also said they’d like to work with One Direction on a new collaboration.

Leigh-Anne Pinnock said: "I think it would be really interesting – a Little Mix and One Direction [song]. Imagine what that would be like.”

Jesy Nelson said: "I think we have different styles of music so I don't know how we would make it work. It might work – you never know."

Little Mix

Ooooh. Imagine Perrie Edwards and Zayn Malik singing on the same song together?

That would be an INSANE amount of cuteness!

One Direction's Niall hosts raucous barbecue


One Direction's Niall Horan's Tuesday night barbecue reportedly got "louder as the night went on."
The singer hosted the cookout on the roof of his apartment block in London.
Niall and friends were singing, strumming on guitars and banging on drums all night long.
Although his neighbours were miffed by the noise, Niall and partygoers continued to engage heavily in the festivities.
"They got louder as the night went on," a source told British newspaper The Sun.
"Music was being pumped out and in all the excitement Niall jumped on his [life-sized] Barack Obama model and its arm came off."
In a video posted on YouTube earlier this month, exhausted-looking Niall was heard addressing a group of girls as a "shower of ****s" as he exited an airport in Ireland.
He has since apologised to fans via Twitter for using the offensive word.
"Really sorry if I caused any offence. It was just banter with fans who I think of more as mates," he tweeted. "But I understand that it's not a word I should be using at all [sic]."
Niall Horan


Barack Obama Singing What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction


Liam :P


Liam dancing during the beginning of Harry’s solo in WMYB »

Harry?...

2 years later and Harry has yet to learn snow is cold and he should buy a pair of gloves. 
  


''Can you lick your elbow?''

Niall: